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The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
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Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...