Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...