Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...