Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...