Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...