Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...