Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...