Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...