A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...