The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...