Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....