stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...