Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...