Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...