Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...