Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...