Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...