Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...