What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....