New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...