Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...