Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...