Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...