Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...