Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...