Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
‘Please cheese me’!
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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...