Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...