Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...