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What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
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How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
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Gates and Lightbulb
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Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
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A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
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