Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
mosquito and a fly
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Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.