The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...