If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...