Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...