The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”