A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...