Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...