The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!