Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...