How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Very stupid robbers
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Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”