British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...