You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...