Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...