Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...