Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...