How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...