Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...