A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...