Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...