Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...