Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.